Ass Barber 

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

Ass Barber by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008

Ass Barber 

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.

Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.

Ass Barber by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008

barbarian ass sex 

To have sex in the anus in a barbaric manor.

Barbian ass sex is awesome.

Any body want some barbarian ass sex.

Man barbarian ass sex looses me up and gets me in the mood.

barbarian ass sex by fatcat346 October 3, 2002

barbarian ass sex 

Three words "Conan the Barbarian"

Man Conan throws down some mean barbarian ass sex

barbarian ass sex by Anonymous March 2, 2003

Barbeque head ass

A derogatory term directed to the fourth migo. usually used after someone doesn't recognize the fourth one specifically.

Do you not know who i am boy? you better find out you barbeque head ass boy.

Barbeque head ass by meatheadirony April 1, 2023

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire by Ariluto April 30, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020