Toilet paper that is put in the fridge before use, in the intent it will cool ones asshole and cheeks while wiping.
I got home from work after a long hot day, I went to the fridge to grab my ass ice and cool down while taking a poop.
by toilet pro September 1, 2011
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Add Ice...grabbing ice out of a glass of ice water to give to your girlfriend because she is thirsty after you have had a finger up her ass.
Honey, did you just give me Ass Ice with your ass fingers?!
by hugeneck December 19, 2016
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1. Something that is utterly and indescribably disgusting, best used as part of a simile.
2. Something to say to gross people out.
1.School food tastes and smells of ass icing.
2. Bob says "Ya know what sounds gross? Ass icing."
Joe says "I suppose that does sound unpleasant".
by airtram April 20, 2009
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The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.
I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone
by NeenaNika June 20, 2006
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The baby from ice age that deserves to be launched into a volcano.😡 At least he 🅱️ Vibin’ doe
Oh shit it’s the cringe ass ice age baby! We must arrange the sacrifice!
by Communist Squidward February 23, 2020
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1) When you drink the beverage of your choice and it's soo cold that you get a brain freeze.

2) Weather description in Alaska during the winter months
Whew this beer I just opened up after taking it out of the freezer is "ICE-ASSED COLD" now I have a brain freeze.
by Margie B. October 24, 2004
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