Aspoonded

The act of being assaulted with a spoon.

If you don't stop, you will get aspoonded!

Aspoonded by Zxcameronxz November 12, 2015

astounded

Being unable to believe what is right in front of your eyes.

She was astounded at the sight of her son in law doing the helicopter.

astounded by ⭐️ July 13, 2014

asploded 

The past tense form of the verb to asplode.

"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"

asploded by Asploded_on_ya_face May 24, 2009