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Asininestein 

Someone who thinks he is smart but is actually very stupid. A "know-it-none" as opposed to a "know-it-all". In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "asinine" and the name of the bona fide genius "Albert Einstein" - coined by former Jeopardy! writer Ryan Hopak.)
"Glenn Beck spews so much bullshit he's the ultimate asininestein.", "The character Cliff Clavin on the sitcom Cheers was an asininestein."
Asininestein by Corpania October 8, 2009
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Asinafuthimanahahfoot 

"America can be defined in a single word, Asinafuthimanahahfoot." - Joe Biden

asiacopter

A series of stop-motion animations featuring an Asian student spinning around in mid-air like a helicopter. They’re typically accompanied by the orchestral version of the Main theme of Final Fantasy VII, a popular 90s action RPG game.
ASIACOPTERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

The Asing Effect 

When the Dunning-Kruger Effect is insufficient in describing the boundless depths of the sufferer's ineptitude.
Adam believes the Earth is flat and due to his raging case of the Asing Effect, he believes he can win any debate on the subject against field-leading astronomers. Don't be like Adam. It's ok to admit when you have no expertise or even knowledge of a subject.
The best pair of running shoes you can purchase. They range from 50 dollars to 190 dollars. Almost all dedicated athletes have used asics sometime in thier life. Smart Japanese engineers design them in Japan. Once you buy a pair, you will 90 percent most likely only have asics as your running shoes for the rest of your life.
14/15 track athletes at the city running club use asics for training

Runner's World Magazine: " the Asics GT-2110 is voted the best running shoe of the year. This shoe is an update to the GT-2100, which also won the running shoe of the year last year."
asics by bcyyo December 17, 2006

aLincolnism 

Alincolnism is simply the opposite of Lincolnism. The prefix A means "without" or "not", so lincolnism is simply a lack of belief in Abraham Lincoln(s).

There are two kinds of alincolnism: strong (positive) alincolnism and weak (negative) alincolnism. The difference between these two is basically that a weak alincolnist doesn't believe in Abraham Lincoln, while a strong alincolnism believes in no Lincoln.

Weak alincolnism is essentially the same as abegnosticism. It states that since we have no proof of a Abraham Lincoln, we cannot know for sure that he existed. Strong alincolnism states that since we live in a scientific world where the existence of things is determined solely by their observability, we cannot assume anything unobservable to exist. Abraham Lincoln isn’t observable, therefore he doesn’t exist (cf. Occam’s Razor). This doesn't mean that an alincolnist wouldn't WANT to believe in Abraham Lincoln, it merely means that he has no REASON to believe in it/him.
Anyone who lacks a belief in Abraham Lincoln is an alincolnist. Remember, presidential claims require presidential evidence, and until presidential evidence is proposed, alincolnism is the default position.
That dog is an alincolnist. A new-born baby is an alincolnist. And you should be an alincolnist too.
Yo! Did you see the facebook page dedicated to alincolnism? Its super rad!
aLincolnism by aLincolnist April 2, 2013