funny ass motherfucker on that 70's show.
he was Micheal kelso...
now hes a washed up wannabe wigger that tries to trick people on tv...
woah, kelso just touched donna's boob
8th grade girl: i wanna fuck ashton kutcher
by toxicrat2 January 11, 2010
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Some punk ass sissy boy im so fuckin' tired of hearin' about! Ashton is fuckin' dog shit, and punk'd sucks ass.
Hey is that looks like shit!! Wait, no. Its just Ashton.
by WiKkEd-JuGgAlO2004 January 28, 2004
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An ugly white-bread loser who only got famous cuz he's bangin that old chick
What's up with his retarded looking haircut anyway, makes him look like a little kid
by kelly kapowski April 18, 2005
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Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.
Ashton is a fag.
by Jenny July 3, 2004
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One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)
by Idiot Paranoia June 29, 2004
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An extremely sexy and hilarious actor, that's right i said ACTOR because he CAN act.
Ashton Kutcher is often mistaken for a hippe, someone who can't act, or someone who dates older women.
In truth the only one that is actually correct is the last one, which is a very sad fact.
Bob: Aww man, did you see Ashton Kutcher in that movie last night? He's so stupid, plus he's a terrible actor.

Kate: STFU. He happens to be a great actor and a whole lot smarter than you, maybe that's why so many people hire him.

Bob: ... Whatever
by KateeKay February 3, 2009
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