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Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.
When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

artificial stupidity 

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.
Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"

artifact children 

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

Artificiate 

1. The verb form of artificial; to create something by human means.

2. Human fabrication of a tension, situation, or feeling typically appealing to the common citizen/follower intended to cause or prevent conflict.
1. The human invention of the automobile was an artificiated machine intended to transport people.

2. The information conflicts between news outlets artificiate a tension of distinct good and evil people.

artificial people 

fake people act nowhere near how they would act when they are alone by themselves. 70-80 percent of people act fake or artificial to impress people.
some artificial people are Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Kristen Stewart...etc.

Artificial chocolate milking 

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.
Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.