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Arrange them by penis

The desktop icon sorting option that Windows forgot, which would align your icons into the shape of FUK U! <penis>.
"You can't arrange them by penis, I'm sorry."
by thewebsiteisdown July 1, 2008
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Arrange

To give oral sex. Can be done M to M, F to M, F to F, or M to F
"dang homie dizzle, come over here so i can arrange your weenie."

"thats right, biatch. arrange me."

Lisa:"oh i love it when you arrange raul"
Raul:"You're welcome baby cakes."
by puhbertee January 3, 2009
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Arrange

To give oral sex. Can be done M to M, F to M, F to F, or M to F
"dang homie dizzle, come over here so i can arrange your weenie."

"thats right, biatch. arrange me."

Lisa:"oh i love it when you arrange raul"
Raul:"You're welcome baby cakes."
by unlamo15 January 3, 2009
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sex arrangement

Euphemism for prostitution.

Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.
I didn't have enough cash to pay my pusher for my drug habit so we made a sex arrangement.
by Sal1981 January 11, 2008
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Arranged Marriage

It's like being forced to choose between like moldy cheese or sick flavoured ice cream even though you want the actual good ice cream
Damn I only had two crappy options to choose between for my arranged marriage
by koogi woogi April 30, 2020
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arrange the bamboo

When a woman is so amazing,so attractive,so complete,she makes you hard, you need to "adjust" yourself before you could possibly talk to her.
She was so amazing,when she smiled at me,I needed to turn away and "arrange the bamboo" before I could approach her.
by wiseowl... January 11, 2010
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blazable arrangements

Another word for marijuana or weed. Blazable arrangements are perfect when you have to wake and bake to treat that hangover death sentence you earned from swigging handle pulls of plastic vodka and cum guzzling your favorite frat stars DNA last night. Blazable arrangements get you so high that you have no other choice but to laugh with your sorority sisters about the 0 fucks you gave when you left your underwear... and your dignity at the frathouse last night.
Me: That SAE frat star told me I was his favorite "slam piece" this weekend. Which one of you skanks have a 20-sack of blazable arrangements to sell me before I go get tested for all the STD's I have accumulated at San Diego State

Kim: I can hook a sista up. I'll even throw in another nug if you get pregnant, YOLO !
by reggaeblonde October 21, 2012
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