Brand of exspensive clothing offering undergarments and cold/hot/wet weather gear. Great quality and performance.
by ben newton January 1, 2007
The flap of skin that protects a womans' clitoris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute bumbling force of man. The nub armor is essential in protecting a woman's greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them "little friends")
by Lady Jay August 5, 2006
by Biolizard June 8, 2007
The little balls of deodorant that form under the armpit from applying too much or, for those who choose not to shave, from having too much pit hair.
Chris: Hey man what is this under my pit! I have lint.
Steve: Oh no dude that's underarm armor, you are now forever protected from the evil perspiration monster.
Steve: Oh no dude that's underarm armor, you are now forever protected from the evil perspiration monster.
by Mrs. shaky bacon December 8, 2009
by JoeCamel1992 December 23, 2010
Armor titties are bras that contain gel or liquid filled sacs to make a woman's breasts look bigger. It can also be a bra with a lot of extra padding.
Armor titties are fake titties.
Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.
Armor titties are fake titties.
Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.
Boy goes to feel up his girlfriend for the first time. He thinks she has big ta-tas.
Boy: Why are your boobs hard?
Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.
Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.
Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra
Boy: Why are your boobs hard?
Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.
Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.
Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra
by Mysterious Z May 26, 2010
Let's say that a girl and a boy were boyfriend and girlfriend and the boyfriend called the girlfriend " MI Armor " it means dating and husband and wife
by Isabella Donahue February 28, 2017