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ard

stands for "Awkward Restroom Dialogue;" typically used between males after a conversation is started in the most uncomfortable of places: the bathroom. Can also refer to any awkward bathroom situation (i.e. your boss/teacher walks in).

Dude 1: "Dude, that guy walked up to the urinal right next to me when there were clearly others open and started a conversation."

Dude 2: Ard.

by askdfmnsajfnadsf October 3, 2011