april 18

National Anal Sex Day

*Sees guy at the bar wearing an April 18th shirt*
"Hey!"
*both men salute the greatest of holidays*

by MadKingMaric July 22, 2016

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april 18

National Anal Sex Day. Created in 1902 and originally called The Gentleman's Trolley.

It's April 18th again bend over and celebrate.

by Raven_Sanctuary March 25, 2016

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april 18

LF5's Birthday is on the April 18th.

Someone was born on April 18th.

by KingLF5 April 18, 2019

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april 18

April 18 is National Sex Day, where you must fuck with who you choose, no matter what.

Today's national sex day, april 18.

by TerminalDiscord April 17, 2020

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People who were born on this day are literally THE BEST PEOPLE in the world. Like they are perfect. Good looks, intelligence, physical superiority. The total package. There’s simply no denying it. If you meet someone born on this day, consider yourself lucky, because they will rock your world my friend. You haven’t known HAPPINESS unless you’ve met someone born on April 18th! You better watch out though, sometimes they are just so amazing that people within their vicinity can catch a bad case of jealousy. You don’t want that to happen. So word of advice: just accept the fact that they are better than you and you’ll be fine. Hip hip hooray.

“Yo see that girl over there? How is she so perfect? I’ve never met anyone like her before!”

“Bro didn’t you know? She was born on April 18!”

“Oh damn that makes sense! She’s literally a goddess”

by IB History November 3, 2019

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