apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS June 12, 2007

apple sauce

Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.

Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

apple sauce

a secret word made by pewdiepie for when you meet him outside. which is very unlikely, since he has no legs.

all you need to say is APPLE SAUCE and he knows that you are a true fan and he will take a selfie with you.

Fan spotting Felix on the streets: APPLE SAUCE!

Felix: APPLE SAUCE! Ok yes, we can take a selfie.

by ennana April 04, 2020

apple sauce

baby food for non-babies
especially for girls named "katherine"

"katherine, i am hungry, gimme some food"
"here is some apple sauce. i have a lot more stocked in my closet"

by cow September 05, 2003

apple sauce

a girl has to shit into a bowl and the guy has to jizz in it and mix it with the guys penis and the girl has to eat it with a spoon

she told me to to make her apple sauce and she puked up shit

by juicy sack January 10, 2009

Apple Sauced

Ridiculing a person about his or her iPod, iPhone, iPad or other Apple product.

Person 1 (to Person 3): Oh awesome, is that the new iPhone 4? I've heard if you get a case, you can upgrade it to actually make phone calls.

Person 2: Ohhhhh SNAP! Someone just got apple sauced!

by jCAc10 November 10, 2010

Apple Sauce

The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.

"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."

by Drake1701 February 11, 2010