Apist

A person who turns others into apes.

Did you see uncle tom ape Wendy? What an apist!

by Mr. Muttonchops November 29, 2018

Apistic

1. without faith.

2. without belief.

3. a person who lives their life absent of faith.

Stranger: "Do you believe in God?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. Are you an atheist?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. What do you believe?"
Me. "Nothing. I'm apistic."
Stranger: "What's that mean?"
Me. "It means I don't believe anything."

by ballsinahatontopofalampshade November 18, 2009

Apist

A person who is tall and looks like an ape.

Yao Ming u r always an apist, because u r 7'6" and look prehistoric.

by apist69 January 28, 2015