Begin by giving your fuck buddy a creampie (anal or vaginal), and then having said person go outside while making sure to hold your seamen inside of them, and sit on an ant hill. The ants will slowly crawl in, and around this person, while collecting the white salty substance for food.
Luke: Man, we are getting so infested with ants!
Tyler: Yea, I've been giving this girl a salty ant hill like every day!
Mike: Ugh, have you heard the ant hill high school drama Jenny has been involved in?
Lexi: ugh it’s so stupid, they are making such a big deal of it when it could be solved in less that a day even