Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
a group of people who instead of participating in the game, sit on the bench and remain there for the most part of the game until all of the good players are tired.
see: benchwarmers
see: benchwarmers
Now that the seniors graduated, the Slackers Anonymous may die away if more people don't start slacking!
by ;alksjdfasd June 04, 2009
A place where dogs with a tennis ball (chasing) addiction can go for moral and mutual support among other dog-peers in an effort to give up said addiction through a twelve step program.
Spot knew that Ballaholics Anonymous could help him face the demons that kept him driven into chasing fuzzy yellow tennis balls, hoarding tennis balls, and hiding his addiction from his human.
by Psychotrumpic January 22, 2021
Anonymous Gene is an Internet stalker and dickhead. He is known for his attempted doxxing (which he sucks at, terribly) and his hatred of Onision . It is believed that Anonymous Gene is gay and Chris Hansen is his butt-buddy.
Remember that time Anonymous Gene tried to doxx Tara but doxxed the wrong person instead? What a damned idiot.
by The Madd Catter December 23, 2024
Anyone who is going to use this as his stage name is going to be G.O.A.T of writers and Neurosurgeon.
by Dr_Anonymous November 25, 2023
by Why the hell do u care? February 22, 2017
A place where they, don't drink alcohol. But instead discuss the Bible. And end the night with a song.
Alcoholics anonymous. Religious nutters welcome, meaning Sexual deviants, wearing leathers and whips
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020