; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my
dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT,
BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER
PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE
MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE
MOON YOU
IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE
PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.