That one boy/girl you know that brags about everything and makes the same
jokes over and over.They are just full of their self. Although they might be annoying or..
REALLY ANNOYING they might actually make a good friend.Maybe if they don’t, you still don’t have to be their friend
if you don’t want to.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"