the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.
dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.
by angler9000 May 8, 2009
When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.
by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019
A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.
by Bob McVagene March 8, 2019
by RespectYourShelf December 10, 2019
1. In online dating, one who uses particular camera angles to make themselves appear more attractive (mainly thinner), than they really are, in photos.
by Mallux April 6, 2016
Player 1: Yo wheres the angler?
Player 2: I left him with the sharks to eat him.
Player 1: Why?
Player 2: He is the most disrespectful little fetus who sits all day arsing you to do his tasks for the shittiest rewards ever, you dont even get anything useful.
Player 2: I left him with the sharks to eat him.
Player 1: Why?
Player 2: He is the most disrespectful little fetus who sits all day arsing you to do his tasks for the shittiest rewards ever, you dont even get anything useful.
by Not skullnoober February 13, 2021
Player 1: Yo wheres the angler?
Player 2: I left him with the sharks to eat him.
Player 1: Why?
Player 2: He is the most disrespectful little fetus who sits all day arsing you to do his tasks for the shittiest rewards ever, you dont even get anything useful.
Player 2: I left him with the sharks to eat him.
Player 1: Why?
Player 2: He is the most disrespectful little fetus who sits all day arsing you to do his tasks for the shittiest rewards ever, you dont even get anything useful.
by Not skullnoober February 13, 2021