by Jack Ouyang June 18, 2022
www.androidmusicgroup.com
Me: Yo! Did you hear that new track from KaeB yet?
Tim: Ya, I heard it. Android Music Group is boss.
Me: Ya man Spade went ham on the beat.
Tim: Butter went off on the the engineer work too.
Me: good thing they have DJ trey, Madman and DJ YB too, like for reall man.
Me: Yo! Did you hear that new track from KaeB yet?
Tim: Ya, I heard it. Android Music Group is boss.
Me: Ya man Spade went ham on the beat.
Tim: Butter went off on the the engineer work too.
Me: good thing they have DJ trey, Madman and DJ YB too, like for reall man.
by Matthoffistheboss January 20, 2012
A mobile phone OS engineered by Google to make consumers believe they have something which is cooler than an iPhone.
This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
Guy 1: Dude, is that the new phone your parents bought you?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!
Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!
Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!
Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!
Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
by xaviDM August 14, 2011
Albert: Did you hear that Michelle bought an Android because her hubby is having trouble performing in the sack
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
by Lovecave Leroy May 14, 2019
An operating system that has ripped off iOS and Symbian OS.
Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."
They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.
The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.
Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.
They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."
They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.
The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.
Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.
They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
This is a real example of a real conversation I had with an Android user.
HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.
Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.
Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
by Andy Rubin February 9, 2014