André is short (about 4 foot 3), kind of ugly, has a really cute smile, a really bad temper, has multiple personality disorder and is just an all-around terrible guy you would not want as a friend (Normally he is just jealous of his taller friends). Also, he usually gets bullied by his friends in every party, discord call and group chat . André also has a terrible love life, typically falling in love with girls who just reject him.
Remember that time Andrés girlfriend broke up with him by text?
Damn, at least it can't be worse than the way Natalia rejected André.
I'm a total André Raposo when it comes to Fado!
by PedroFernandes February 5, 2022
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An utterly savage guy.. who never gives a fuck about anything
You know andré? ye that guy who roasts me every day .. hes so savage...
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Hey guys André helped me with my Math assignment. What a guy!
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A short but sweet brunette with brown eyes you could get lost in. He is loud at times but quite at others. Andre is a one in billion type of guy and he should be held onto tightly if given the chance to date one. He is a guy that is always there for you and loves to snuggle and cuddle. He is the most perfect guy out there for me and I will shout it from the rooftop.
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He's the gayest man ever no one loves him and he's adopted
Oh my God have you seen Andrés Enríquez he looks so gay today
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André Piolat is a French school in North Vancouver with no money because their dumbs principle decided to spend it all on bikes. Yes. God damn road Bikes. It used to be a good school to attend a while ago but since no teachers liked the school and all left, the school is now stuck with teachers who barely even speak English or French.

They are trying to build up their high school but there are only 20 kids in it, its so bad that everyone decides to leave after 7th grade. They also waster their money on "pizza parties" where they manage to get 500 pizza from Boston Pizza. Now my question is, how many children did you use for labour to get that many pizza's.

My point is, don't go to that school
Old friends meeting later in life:

person 1: Remember that shitty school André Piolat

person 2: Oh yeah, I never want to get within a mile of that place again
by EatBonana April 19, 2022
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