A man who has a monstrous cock and likes to watch anime. He pretty good at video games, especially fortnite. He can attract all the females in his school but chooses not to. And also listens to a lot of J. Cole. WATCH OUT FOR THAT YOUNGIN.
by QFWEF November 22, 2021
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A sex machine that will make you have 50 orgasms and will tare you apart with his godly,gigantic,gorgeous,penis.He also has every girl behind him.He can seduce anyone
OMG yesterday I slept with Andrés and IT WAS THE BEST SEX EVER!!!!!
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André is a Sexy man whit sexy body that gets all the girls he wants and if a girl lets go of him ITS hard to Get him back. His an angel that have fell frome heaven
Girls:who is that sexy man
God:thats my André
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A really funny and cute guy. He has amazing hair and all the girls love him. But, his heart belongs to a beautiful and funny girl. Sometimes he can be salty though...
Oh my gosh, Andrés is just so cute!
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Oh god is he stupid. Normally, Ines likes him but Ines is too ugly and André will not like her back. André normally has lots of ex’es. At last he probably settles on a girl named Yannis. He will do anything and give anything to get his love. He is very rich too. He spends a crap ton of money daily and if you ever see him date girls, the girls are usually gold diggers. He’s very violent when peeps piss his girl. Swears a lot too.

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André dumped another girl this weekend. It brings the yearly total up to 176 girls dumped!
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Andrés is an all knowing, kind hearted, beautifully designed human being made by the old gods. He has a thick dick and balls and you like that
You always act like Andrés, but everybody knows you aren’t
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