He's the gayest man ever no one loves him and he's adopted
Oh my God have you seen Andrés Enríquez he looks so gay today
by Raffael gonzales May 11, 2020
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a shit school that has been alive since like the Elizabethan Era, the uniform is uncomfortable af and the teacher enforce the dress code by putting up dumbass posters in the halls. The cafeteria smells like actual butthole and is just disgusting cuz the janitors barely wipe the tables. Everyone thinks they are the shit and white people there say the n-word FOR NO FUCKING REASON. There’s like maybe 5 nice teachers and the rest have a stick up their ass. The washrooms smell like shit and there’s always tampons on the ground in he girls washroom. They force us to take religion, and yeah it’s a no from me. Oh and you get in trouble for getting UberEats like tf. Oh and everyone is a fucking druggie, and all the AP people are snitches.
Guy: I’ve had the most shitty day
Girl: do you go to St. Brother André CHS ?
Guy: yeah

Girl: figures
by mydingaling January 08, 2019
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"yo, aren't you hyped for the english lesson? we're having Ole andré!"
by 05jo January 17, 2018
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A lightskin nigga with an enormous cock who has tons of hoes and knows how to pleasure them mentally and sexually, may have an average size penis but who cares. It’s not the size that matters it’s how you use it. He is also an excellent catch. If you date him keep him because he will make you feel like the most important person in the world. He may act retarded but he is very smart and he is funny asf and will make you laugh every time you are near him.
“Hey babes I’m really lonely and I’m in need of a healthy relationship”- Retarded girl who goes after toxic men

“Dm André, he knows how to treat a woman right mamas”-smart girl who knows that not all men are trash.
by XxxarealassniggaxxX June 24, 2020
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A man who has a monstrous cock and likes to watch anime. He's pretty good at video games, especially league of legends. His favorite champion is Zed.
He has really cute and kind but also smart.
This guy is such an Andrés.
by Kyokoko123 May 01, 2020
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