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anal gravy 

the greasy, stank,grayish brown crud that collects in the taint area after a day's worth of vigorous activity in the blazing heat. It consists of back sweat, lotion, possibly sunblock and hair products, and of course liquidated fecal matter.
Man I just came from Ozzfest and my nads are swimming in anal gravy.

Fuck dude! Take a shower!
anal gravy by bob digitech October 4, 2008

Anal Gravy 

The result of shooting a load into a chicks ass while she's shitting on your dick. Similar to a dirty sanchez on your cock, or to a shit dick, but with more liquid.
I had to wipe the anal gravy off my dick before I went back to the girlfriend.
Anal Gravy by Santos L Helper September 3, 2008

Anal Gravy 

The act of putting two words together that should never be put together.
the phrase 'eyeball juice' is anal gravy.
Anal Gravy by adaywithdaae June 10, 2019

Anal Gravy 

It's best practice to poop before anal, but sometimes that poopy residue mixes with cum to make that anal gravy
"I fucked her so hard in the ass she was dripping anal gravy"
Anal Gravy by Waynedip December 31, 2020

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026