A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.

Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.

Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.

Anal Root Canal by Wyo For Life May 24, 2018

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analcanal

Analcanal- The whole canal of the anoos(anus), including shpincter, rectum, and perianal region. (In Holland spelled "analkanal")
(anal-canal) (anal-kanal) (anus cavity)

"I fucked that bitch in her analcanal, and man was it tight"
"Oh man, I just sharted all over and it came sideways out of my analcanal"
"Headquarters, lets send a remote bugging device into the human cavity to observe recent activity. I will launch it via the anal canal, and it will gain access to anus."

analcanal by benjaminsuccess November 19, 2007

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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