A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.

Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.

Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.

Anal Root Canal by Wyo For Life May 24, 2018

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analcanal

Analcanal- The whole canal of the anoos(anus), including shpincter, rectum, and perianal region. (In Holland spelled "analkanal")
(anal-canal) (anal-kanal) (anus cavity)

"I fucked that bitch in her analcanal, and man was it tight"
"Oh man, I just sharted all over and it came sideways out of my analcanal"
"Headquarters, lets send a remote bugging device into the human cavity to observe recent activity. I will launch it via the anal canal, and it will gain access to anus."

analcanal by benjaminsuccess November 19, 2007

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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