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An idiot 

Me
-:Dude you're such an idiot
Me:I know

aN iDiot 

Someone who says shit that so ridiculous that it’s actually funny
You’re actually an idiot you know
aN iDiot by Dontaskformynamecreep September 6, 2020

An idiot 

You
"Hey, I dropped my keys in the toilet, can you give me a ride?"
"You are an idiot"
An idiot by lucio_main February 13, 2022

An Idiot 

An Idiot is a breed of human that doesn’t learn. They are incapable of making intelligent decisions. Their lifespan is usually about 10-20 years, but some get lucky and can live up to 55 years.
Taylor: “Tay Tay with the flow”

Madilyn: “Taylor is an idiot”

Everyone: “Yeah, he really is.”
An Idiot by Uranus’s Skeleton August 5, 2023

an idiot sister

Sibling1: *gets mad cause of something their sister said*

Sibling 1: *starts mocking her*
Sibling 2: she’s an idiot sister

Life span of an idiot 

Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months
The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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