Americans are people who have the most miss behaved children. Their kid is an iPad kid that watches cocomelon everyday. They are known for having hotdog stands, fast foods and drive-thru's.
Does this mean they are stupid? No.
Does this mean they are fat? No.
Does this mean EVERY kid is miss behaved? No.
Does this mean I hate Americans? No.
It's just how I look at them. They do have lots of fast foods that I never seen in person.
They are actually really nice! :)
Does this mean they are stupid? No.
Does this mean they are fat? No.
Does this mean EVERY kid is miss behaved? No.
Does this mean I hate Americans? No.
It's just how I look at them. They do have lots of fast foods that I never seen in person.
They are actually really nice! :)
Person n.1 : Hey are you American?
Person n.2 : Yes I am, why?
Person n.1 : I noticed your child is an iPad kid.
iPad Kid : *iPad kid cough* "CoCoMeLoN!
Person n.2 : Yes I am, why?
Person n.1 : I noticed your child is an iPad kid.
iPad Kid : *iPad kid cough* "CoCoMeLoN!
by georgeetnottfoundd November 25, 2021
Uneducated people which don't know geography.
dave is from the UK
jack is from th USA
dave: point at poland.
jack: *points at florida*
dave: you dumb f*ck, that's the US.
jack: why do you know this?
dave: Try again but point at iraq.
jack:*points at florida again*
dave: You f*ckwit, that's the US.
jack: wtf dude.
dave: and this is how americans are uneducated.
TV man: cut.
dave is from the UK
jack is from th USA
dave: point at poland.
jack: *points at florida*
dave: you dumb f*ck, that's the US.
jack: why do you know this?
dave: Try again but point at iraq.
jack:*points at florida again*
dave: You f*ckwit, that's the US.
jack: wtf dude.
dave: and this is how americans are uneducated.
TV man: cut.
by MRVRPOTATO May 11, 2022
Absolute units. Everyone hates em yet everyone wants to be em. We the only people in the world that have it so good, that its bad.
by Tibonezone March 9, 2023
An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.
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Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?
by Ciancoolguy September 17, 2023