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american airlines 

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, a slang term for getting dealt a pair of aces, the best possible starting hand in the game. Also known as pocket rockets.
We were playing a game of hold 'em last night, and I got dealt American Airlines! Then, an ace of hearts came out on the flop and i won the whole pot!
american airlines by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004

American Airlines 

1) An embarrassment for the airline
2) When airlines are comparing things, usually in a bad way
1) This leaky plane toilet is such an american airlines
2) Airline: WHY R THESE SEATS SO AMERICAN AIRLINES WITH SHIT ALL OVER THEM?

American Airlines 

One of America's "legacy carriers" and the largest airline in the world by passenger-revenue-miles. Headquartered in Forth Worth, Texas. CEO is Gerald Arpey. Has hubs in Dallas-Ft. Worth, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, New York and Boston.

American Airlines 

The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.
Im glad American Airlines got my baggege out before I passed away from natural causes.
American Airlines by Faymkonzi June 13, 2018

american airlines 

If u show us a united airlines ticket we’ give you a free first aid kid
Omg look what your doing to him. What are they gonna do drag me off. American Airlines is much better

American Airlines 

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.
Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"