The American School System

The school system that every school in the USA uses, even though it doesn't teach you shit.

Kid: "Ms Teacher, what's our homework?"

Teacher: "Everyday Math Journal Page 78."

Kids: "G

Teacher: "Don't blame me. Blame The American School System
."

by dominiclopez September 23, 2021

The American School in London

Awesome school for those rich enough to attend. You'll feel out of place if your dad isn't a CEO or banker though.

Person 1 sees Person 2 sporting every kind of designer clothing/accessories possible.
Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "The American School in London"
Person 1: "Explains a lot"

by cute22 November 21, 2012

american school in london

This school is in london and is not horrible. People pay around £20,000 and it is a great school with laptops and stuff. Some people are afraid of getting mugged because they're rich.

Also known as: ASL

British rudeboy: where you go to school mate?
ASL student: the american school in london
British rudeboy: lets mug em mates
(the student gets mugged)
ORRR.......
british rudeboy: where you go to school mate?
ASL student: QK
British rudeboy: he is one of us

by Passmore December 2, 2006

Shanghai American School

A nice, prestigious private school for westerners in Shanghai, China. It's a good school, surprisingly. The school is enormous, as it teaches pre-school to 12th grade. The work is hard, but the teachers are nice.

The girls are somewhat whoreish, and the guys are douchebags, as always. Most of the kids there are super rich because their dad's job planted them in China.

Shanghai American School has random fun days, such as Black Plague Day, Pompeii Day, etc. It's a good place to be.

Expat: Do you go to SMIC?

Kid: No, I go to Shanghai American School!

Expat: Oh that's a good school! :)

by cjrox03 October 1, 2011

The American School in London

A shitty, yet hella expensive school full of rich bitches. Also known as "ASL"

"She's ugly, fake, rich, and bitchy... She must go to The American School in London.

by birdy93 October 23, 2015

Anglo American School of Moscow

A rich ass school in Moscow. It is over populated with Russians. The elementary school cafeteria tastes like ass but the middle school and high school cafeteria is bomb. If you go to this school you are somewhat rich. It is located right next to pokrovsky hills which is a neighborhood filled with rich Americans. Pretty fucking great school.

CNN: Vladimir Putin is closing down the Anglo American School of Moscow because of sanctions placed on the USA
Students: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING ISM (International School of Moscow)
AAS: Yeah that ain’t true. WHY THE FUCK CNN?

by your definition lord March 10, 2019

Universal American School of Kuwait

A school that is full of homework and pisses you off. Children here act like beavers and rabbits fighting. If you ever think about getting in this school, make sure ur ok with being crazy and loud 😁NEVER trust the kids near the elevator with out a elevator pass cuz u could end up with Ms.Noha 😬 If you are a 8th grader please keep in mind that the 7th graders are spoiled brats 🙂 Most think they’re cool and trendy when they act like 9 year olds and we can hear their screams and voices. Most are retarded clout chasers 🤭 If you live in Kuwait and ur a nerd DO NOT COME TO THIS SCHOOL kids here are dumb and crazy it’s like living in a school jungle gym so no nooo. 6th graders are little Jake Paulers k so they think that they’re king and queen oOoOpPpps 😱 Bibi al Ghanim is the owner of this mini hell on earth! You will have to pay for every single tiny thing even though it’s from the trash can ☠️ All the school and teachers want is money🤑🤑🤑 Teachers love stressing you out!😍 They will laugh after failing the whole class so rip uas students

I get terrorized in the Universal American School of Kuwait!
The school is 90% homework and 10% education!!!

by Get outta here October 26, 2018