Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female
He was kneeling at the altar before they had sex
by HS5120 August 2, 2015
The best off-broadway show there is. It is about a religious boy band group of five guys from a small town in Ohio. It makes fun of boy bands and religion without offending anyone.
by Talie November 2, 2006
by backinbowl February 12, 2010
A parent who can't accept the relationship their child is in, because they are protective of their child and/or do not like their child's significant other. Will lecture their child on the cons of their relationship and go to lengths to end the relationship. The parents may appear to even like the significant other when talking to them, but call them names behind their back to brainwash their precious offspring.
His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.
by diddyjr January 13, 2007
The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a Hymn while recieving a blow job from the truly ruthless cock gobbler.
by James McLendon August 13, 2006
A variation of the simba, where after intercourse you cum on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say "bless you child".
by Jill Costa April 2, 2007
Example 1
Guy 1: How'd it go last night
Guy 2: awesome! She was totally kneeling at the altar.
Example 2
Woman: I'm gonna kneel at your altar later
Guy 1: How'd it go last night
Guy 2: awesome! She was totally kneeling at the altar.
Example 2
Woman: I'm gonna kneel at your altar later
by ManAtTheStar July 10, 2013