All I Want For Christmas Is You

A 1994 song by Mariah Carey that achieved to become the biggest christmas classic in the world while being released 40 years after the era where all the christmas classics were released. It was written and produced by Mariah Carey and her collaborator Walter Afanasieff and incorporates a sample of ‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’ by Haven Gillesbie. It’s also the only christmas song history to reach number 1 in the United States and will probably become the longest running number 1 song in the USA in the next few years. It has been proven that it helps cows producing two times more milk.

Tramp : I hate All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
beautiful person : shut up it’s the greatest christmas classic in the world now go stream the remix with Jermain Dupri and Bow Bow

All I Want For Christmas Is You by sayyoullneverletmego February 20, 2022

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all i want for christmas is you

the greatest modern christmas song of all time. it gets played everywhere nonstop through the holiday season and is incredibly jolly and upbeat. if you dont like it then youre a grinch who hates christmas and jesus

mariah carey really snapped with the bop that is all i want for christmas is you huh

all i want for christmas is you by anonymous October 11, 2020

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All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

All I want for Christmas is you by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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