all american challenge

The "All American Challenge" is the ultimate test of patriotism. It involves four player teams and is played for time. Each player must help complete the following tasks: eat a large pizza, complete a 500 piece puzzle, drink 24 beers, and smoke twenty bucks worth of weed. Originally started in the Pacific Northwest, the game has grown steadily in popularity, and stands to spread across the nation.

Note: the tasks can be split between players or can be completed individually. Example: either one person can drink all 24 beers, or each player may choose to drink eight.

"Hey man, you want to do the century club?"
"Hell no, lets do the All American Challenge!"

all american challenge by kev9985 January 17, 2010

All American Challenge - 2 Man Edition

Two people, have to drink a fifth, 12 pack of beers, smoke 4 Kings, eat 2 large pizzas, and complete a 250 piece puzzle.

This challenge is not for burgers.

“Hey Spew do you wanna do the All American Challenge - 2 Man Edition?”
“Hell yea Squanto”

All American Challenge - 2 Man Edition by The Hilo Pito June 7, 2019

All American Pro Challenge 

similar to the All American Challenge the All American pro challenge is game to do at parties when teams of four are given a 12 pack of there choice, a fifth of SoCo, an eighth of weed, a large pizza (also of there choice of toppings) and a 250 piece puzzle to solve and they must race against time to finish all of these things

A:"dude i did the all american challenge last night!"
B:"nice! did you do the all american standard challenge or the all american pro challenge?"
A:"theirs a pro challenge?"
B:"... pussy"

All American Pro Challenge by That-white-guy September 18, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012