Alkali Shake 

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.

"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"

Alkali Shake by C L G June 28, 2018

5.2 alkali 

The way of the Gods, A 5.2 Alkali can destroy planets with the name

"wow he is a 5.2 alkali"
"well he is the decendants of Gods"

5.2 alkali by almancy January 30, 2018

acid and alkali 

Slang for a person's pubic hair.

From the term Ph.

"She opened her legs and flashed me her acid and alkali!"

acid and alkali by Prf. Sid January 26, 2004

Alkaline Metals 

Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium

Na, Sodium

NH3, Ammonia

Ca, Calcium

Ba, Barium

Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*

Alkaline Metals by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 15, 2021

Mr Allali 

The guy who yells at you and gives you detentions. When a kid drops paper in the bathroom apparently he says that’s vandalism.

“No, I don’t care if you miss bus! Sit Here”

“THE THIRD FLOOR IS BANISHED!!! Don’t ask why, never ask why”
“No eating in the hallways, CLOSE IT. Random Student: But Mr Allali I’m going to the cafeteria... CLOSE IT”

Mr Allali by ApparentlyImAnonymous November 29, 2019

Mr. Alali 

Stupid teacher. Don't recommend. Jumps students while they're peeing. Currently trying to sew student for disrespecting him.

-5 Stars

Mr. Alali: Excuse me sir! No phones in the hallway! Where is your note to go to the bathroom?! Go back to class! Detention!
Every student who has fallen victim to him: Ah shit! Mr. Alali's coming for us!

Mr. Alali by clitorisaurus_rex March 29, 2019

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) 

French teacher who talks through a very loud microphone and tells you that she does not give any homework. Instead she gives you mountains and mountains of studying. You have to do debates, the tests are on simple subjects but she makes it impossible.

*Hears 2 seconds of a french song: I want to die, can I borrow your scissors? *CUTS HAND - real student

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) ’s french class is only surviving because of the helper.

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) by ApparentlyImAnonymous December 2, 2021