The greatest human being ever to exist.

Everybody fears him.
Immeasurable self-confidence and unique humor. Makes everybody laugh.
Alexej is the greatest human being ever to exist.
by alexejfeinstein November 22, 2021
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A sexy gorgeous mf with the biggest dick and the most beautiful feet.
Also called jesus for the bravery and courage of his past actions.
A: Omg, is that Alexej.

B: YES, Jesus is so perfect.
by Jezis November 20, 2021
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An Alexej is a guy who pretends to be a good member of the crew but the second you turn away he wants to go meet up with his girlfriend and lets the group come with him so they cant geht a nice crispy chicken in the cafetaria.
" hey Lets geht some chicken in the cafetaria! "
"No I have too meet my bae"
"Come in don't be such an Alexej
by Alexejsasnitch December 2, 2017
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A Guy who is often on Birthdaypartys but no human ever seen him cause he is behind everyone. That is why almost everone call him a "Ghost".
by Wangdick September 25, 2014
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