alecrassuphobia

(n) an inexplicable, often exaggerated fear of using old grease.

Old-(adj)Middle English, from Old English eald; akin to Old High German alt old, Latin alere to nourish, alescere to grow, altus high, deep
First Use: before 12th century

a :dating from the remote past :ancient

Grease- (adj): Middle English grese, from Anglo-French gresse, greisse, creisse, from Vulgar Latin *crassia, from Latin crassus fat
First Use: 13th century
a :rendered animal fat
b :oily matter

"I can't eat this, I have alecrassuphobia!"
"Don't be afraid to use old grease..."

by StDayvid May 16, 2015