A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.

Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."

Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 20, 2019

Related Words

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Alevra

An awesome Greek last name. Comes from the Greek word for flour, "alevri". Another form of Alevra is Alevras. Alevra's will kick your ass if you spell or pronounce it "Alvera". It's pronounced the way it looks: A-lev-ra. They might get annoyed if you say "aloe vera" instead, too. Alevra's are total pros at sports because they are just cool like that. They are also nice and crazy (in a good way).

Person 1: "Your last name is Alvera?"
Alevra: "NO!!!!!!! IT'S ALEVRA!!!" (annoyed with Person 1)

Person 2: "Your name means flour? Why not flower?"
Alevra: "Flour makes brownies..."

Alevra by Awesome Greek Person Yay January 9, 2011

Alev

Alev is a quiet girl but she has a huge heart. Only around her close friends, alev shows her crazy side <3. Alev is beautiful and super smart. Alev cares for everyone and is always there for a friend in need. There is no boy out there that is good enough for alev because she is so amazing. Alev is an incredible friend.

"I need a friend like Alev"

Alev by Unicorn.Princess March 7, 2017

AlaeBri

A mulatto or half black person who doesnt like black people. But at the same time not completly racist toward them.

man 2: Hey, look at that black guy over there!

man 1: Ahh man, are you racist toward blacks?

man 2: Na man, im alaebri!

AlaeBri by Damn Sandino!!! March 23, 2010

Alayvia

Alayvia is a smart girl. She's funny, but don't let that distract you from the fact that she doesn't care about other's feelings or what they think of her. She speaks her mind and doesn't care how you feel about it.

I like Alayvia because she is a very chill person.

Alayvia by l.zard September 23, 2018

Sha'alavim

Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 19, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026