by Alaev November 22, 2021
Get the alaev mug.A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.
Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
by Depressionisthebestway December 20, 2019
Get the Sha'alavim mug.An awesome Greek last name. Comes from the Greek word for flour, "alevri". Another form of Alevra is Alevras. Alevra's will kick your ass if you spell or pronounce it "Alvera". It's pronounced the way it looks: A-lev-ra. They might get annoyed if you say "aloe vera" instead, too. Alevra's are total pros at sports because they are just cool like that. They are also nice and crazy (in a good way).
Person 1: "Your last name is Alvera?"
Alevra: "NO!!!!!!! IT'S ALEVRA!!!" (annoyed with Person 1)
Person 2: "Your name means flour? Why not flower?"
Alevra: "Flour makes brownies..."
Alevra: "NO!!!!!!! IT'S ALEVRA!!!" (annoyed with Person 1)
Person 2: "Your name means flour? Why not flower?"
Alevra: "Flour makes brownies..."
by Awesome Greek Person Yay January 9, 2011
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by Unicorn.Princess March 7, 2017
Get the Alev mug.A mulatto or half black person who doesnt like black people. But at the same time not completly racist toward them.
man 2: Hey, look at that black guy over there!
man 1: Ahh man, are you racist toward blacks?
man 2: Na man, im alaebri!
man 1: Ahh man, are you racist toward blacks?
man 2: Na man, im alaebri!
by Damn Sandino!!! March 23, 2010
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by l.zard September 23, 2018
Get the Alayvia mug.A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.
Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
by Depressionisthebestway December 19, 2019
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