noun. A word to refer to a white person who rejects social progress and works to uphold systems that favor them. They are probably racist themselves. It is a portmanteau of the words "alabaster" and "bastard."
That Alabastard with the stars and bars on his truck probably won't even acknowledge how he benefits from white privilege.
by The2th July 10, 2023
A person that resides in Alabama that is also, by chance, a bastard. this doesn't maen a person who's dad has left the mom, this means the dad was accidentally (or on purpose) killed.
"That Alabastard just stole the last hot pocket!"
Hey! just because My dad is dead doesn't mean that you have to call me that.
Hey! just because My dad is dead doesn't mean that you have to call me that.
by Groovewonder November 30, 2010
An anonymous hacker and right-leaning political commentator believed to be from central Alabama, but residing in parts unknown.
by WIlliamWyattBibb July 11, 2018