agents of chaos

A group of pariahs originally branching from LiveJournal, infamous for spamming webpages, forums and blogs with Batman-related pornographic images, gravy, and sea creatures.

My community on LJ just got spammed by the damn Agents of Chaos again!

agents of chaos by Agent Ozzie October 28, 2008

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Agent Of Chaos

A servant of the divine chaos and madnesses that communicates with it directly and then spreads that divine chaos to all the worlds people

The guy, he’s an agent of chaos, you didnt see the cattle prod, co2 gun and other crazy things in his bag? Keep your distance or he will rope you in with his insanity

Agent Of Chaos by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022

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Agent of chaos

An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.

He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—

Agent of chaos by NotPieGuy August 26, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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