by Bsndj October 21, 2019
while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help
by adenHo August 28, 2022
by x.cookie.x February 8, 2021
This is a term used by an individual to express how insanely jealous they are of another person's belongings or situation. The Jelly is an abbreviation for Jealous, the AF stands for As F**k.
Stuart: OH my gosh, I just won the $600 Million jackpot on the powerball lottery!!!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!
by The real C mama January 7, 2022
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