achieving sargood 

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!

achieving sargood by achieve_peterson_4328490894 March 10, 2023

achieving wood 

Wood = Slang Term for the erection of a male's penis.
To achieve wood = to get an arection.

I am nervous, and therefore cannot achieve wood.
Achieving wood is necessary to perform sexual intercourse.

achieving wood by kegduude July 21, 2006

achieving janga 

jacking off 6 times in one hour

We threw a party for Bob after he told us about his achieving janga.

achieving janga by dabossbitch April 14, 2010

achieving the ocho

masturbating 8 times in one day, one of the ultimate manly stamina and endurance challenges

Man, Anthony totally was achieving the ocho the day before school started again. What a fuckin boss.

achieving the ocho by rage_on_cage May 17, 2011

Achieving Jeeeols 

True happiness is when you marry that person and you have multiple sons and you name them all "Jeeeol" - Achieving Jeeeols.

Them: you look so happy recently.
Me: Its because I have been Achieving Jeeeols.

Achieving Jeeeols by GPT-Joe March 20, 2024

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world 

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world by okstella August 12, 2021

Over-Achieving Cherry 

Commonly known as: Oac (Pronounced: Oak)
Someone in the military who has yet to see combat and tries too hard to make himself look good in front of superiors, making others look bad.

Typical signs and symptoms of an OAC include, but are not limited to:
- Saying words like, "Hooah", "Squared-Away", "High-speed", "Consolidate", "Water source", "Headgear", "Too easy".
- Being the first to volunteer.
- Having cadences/The Army Song on his iPod.
- Sucking up to leadership.
- Quoting FM's and/or AR's.

*Looking through iPod*
Soldier1: "Why the fuck do you have Army running cadences on your iPod?!"
Over-Achieving Cherry: "'Cause I run to them!"
Soldier2: "Fuckin' OAC!!!"

Over-Achieving Cherry: "I just love jump week, guys.. Jumping is so fun."
Paratrooper1: "WTF? Fuckin' OAC, there's no one here to impress."

Over-Achieving Cherry by ttwizzler156 May 25, 2012