Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.
e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'
by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017
Proffers that society is a dialectic between people with high levels of sex hormones and people with low levels of sex hormones.
Anathematic to historical materialism which posits that society is a conflict between high-capital people and low-capital people.
Anathematic to historical materialism which posits that society is a conflict between high-capital people and low-capital people.
by zanderfin August 23, 2020
by The regger September 3, 2023
The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
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"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
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by bennydre May 1, 2013
by me3053082084130 February 11, 2022
An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023
An absolutely 100% perfect person is one whom is hard working, loyal, smart, funny, caring and who doesn’t give up even when life sucks (etc). In this case a he, whom is very dear to my heart and who has displayed every single 100% perfect quality that there is to display. Even his flaws are absolutely perfect. There are very few 100% perfect people in their world and If like me you have one you are indeed a very lucky person.
by Averygoodgirl January 12, 2022