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Audition 

1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
Audition by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Audition 

The scariest thing about being in a play/movie/tv show
Person 1:Aaaaaaaah!!!!

Person 2:???
Person 1: AUDITIONS ARE TODAY!!!!!!
Audition by Doglover777 January 12, 2019

audition and subtraction

What happens when a new movie is being planned --- lots of "hopefuls" go in to try out for various part, but most of them get "taken away" (i.e., rejected) from the pool of possible prospects.
I like watching the "making of" bonus-material in DVDs of famous films... lots of interesting and informative material there. So often, the producers speak about how difficult the process of audition and subtraction was: "There was a lot of really awesome talent that we had to choose from , so it always really hurt us to apologetically tell some of the application that --- while they were indeed very good at what they did --- they just weren't quite what we were looking for in this particular movie.

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure 

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure
Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

The Audition 

The best band to hit chicago in a while. Who recently got signed to Victory records
The Audition by Jordan April 3, 2005

Sex audition 

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.
I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.
Sex audition by Craterdome September 27, 2024