To be a Brad is to fail a math test while using the calculator.
We can use a calculator on the test, but I hope I don't be a Brad.
by Jay Letterman September 20, 2009
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An extremely cool guy, who is confident, and good looking, who goes after and gets whatever he wants
Dang boi, look at that bradness guy over there!
by Rexter March 20, 2005
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is a cunt
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Hes a cunt
by brad is a cunt November 30, 2015
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A very large house-centipede, who typically lives in basements and feeds on spare bread crumbs. Brads LOVE to party, and just hang out! They have very long legs, and brown hair. They can be fun-loving and kind, but don't get on their bad side! Brads are known to infect their enemies with fibromyalgia.
"Hey! Look! there goes Brad!"

"Oh no, I saw a Brad the other night"

Doctor: "I think you may have a condition called fibromyalgia.."
Patient: "I never should have crossed that Brad!"
by fibromyalgiagirl February 5, 2010
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A Brad is a guy who loves sex with men. He really can’t get enough of it. He has Friday night Mouth Fuck parties. He is also known as “red rocket” because his little red rocket gets hard when getting plowed by large cock (he prefers 9+ Inches) and he screams “red rocket, red rocket”!
During last week alone, Brad added 23 additional men to his “little black book”, including 11 that met his cock length preference. One special entry was named “Dan the Cheeseman”, but had an asterisk meaning under 3 inches.
by BoogieBats December 3, 2020
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Unbeilevable studly male. Curly hair but not an afro. Likes to eat food, but yet remains slim. Also a nickname for a big weiner.
Dang dude that guy's brad looked like a black guys!
by justkiddin April 28, 2005
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a bro dad; someone who is neither your biological father nor brother, but who cares for you in a brotherly way at a fatherly age. A relationship similar to fatherhood and brotherhood but realistically neither.
You: "Wow, he gives such good advice."

Friend: -in a taunting manner- "What is he, your dad or something?!"

You: "Nah man, he's my Brad. There whenever I need him, with the informality of a brother and the wise perspective of a father."

Friend: "Damn, I wish I had a Brad."
by Dadmirer123 October 29, 2013
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