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a spaz
to give birth to a pink flamboyant purse at a hockey game when a purple flamboyant hockey player jumps the boards and impregnates you
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a spaz • Chuck a Spaz • bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron • aspaztrophe • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I.
Chuck a Spaz
It means to have a fit, whether it be epileptic or emotional. To forego rationality and opt for spasmodic movements, arms flailing, and utterances of an incoherent nature. Likewise, it is the behavior of people who get upset when they don't understand something.
Ignorant people will chuck a spaz when you pitch your latest theory on anti-matter and the black hold vortices. OR
I need some heroin now and if you don't give it to me I'll chuck a spaz.
I need some heroin now and if you don't give it to me I'll chuck a spaz.
Chuck a Spaz by David Casey November 30, 2004
Word of the Day on June 2, 2008
bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron
A person who seems to only function in an idiotic, hyperactive way. You know.... those crazy idiots you meet on the street - yeah that's them, you know... the ones that threaten you with a broken bottle because they're too drunk to pick anything else up ? ... yeah that's who I am talking about. They're the ones who may have invented the word insane... not sure yet, need to do actual research for once.... but you know if you dealt with crazy people throwing their bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron ideas at you you'd call them a bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron I mean am i wrong ?
In response to an incident where said (bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron) tried to stab me because I asked him to remove the shopping cart he left behind my car, blocking me in, and leaving his cell phone inside, I called him and recorded a message....' A RECORDED MESSAGE ' (In Russian Accent) - "Hello, bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron, listen to voice recorded message that I worked so hard on. At least in Russia people RESPECT voice recorded messages... unlike dirty, filthy, Americans." - The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.
bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron by Cheeseball Alcatraz August 30, 2021
aspaztrophe
The misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete retard, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.
aspaztrophe by spacer_ May 21, 2008
aspaztrophe
The misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete retard, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.
aspaztrophe by spacerr May 21, 2008
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