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be my friend? sure. nice. except for that tasteless mistrust, so hard to chew.
while feeding me horrid accusations, i am here fighting for whats left of a family. and the worst of all, i really started it, believing in a better future. But all you suckers are just too afraid of anything that resembles presence, sincerity, loyalty, responsibility.
Is this a rant? Probably so. Am i hurt, bitter? Fuck yes.
"when ex lovers become strangers at war. when they can't seem to find family friendly solutions. when all they do is hurt one another. when one won't let the other leave without paying a price. when you know so many have been here before you and still its all just a little too much, that little bit that is pushing you over the edge."
a price by Krkič February 2, 2020
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what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china 

When someone says something completely irrelevant.
Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

Pulled a Price 

Saying something just to sound smart. Talking about a situation that you have no idea about. Spewing out bull shit as if it was a fact. The Answer Man.
I thought you knew what you were talking about but you pulled a price on me.
Pulled a Price by Gateway Drunk July 11, 2022

Everything has a price 

For the right offer anything can be sold
You want my car? Well everything has a price.
Everything has a price by Truckie68 January 21, 2017

Chaka Comes With A Price 

A phrase that indicates bad juju (much like a curse of misfortune) will be targeted at a person if they attempt to perform certain acts.
As Dakota reached for my last cigarette, I warned him, "Chaka Comes with a price.." Unfortunately, he disregarded my warning and woke up the following morning with Multipleclerosis.

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price 

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."

Do a Toby Price 

When you break your wheel/tyre and you use at least cable ties to fix it. Nearly as good as McGyverying it, but better as Toby Price is an Aussie Legend.
Hey Baz, the mower wheel is broke.. its alright just do a Toby Price, that'll fix it.
Do a Toby Price by Aus Moto Fan February 2, 2021
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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