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son of a Volvo driver
One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.
son of a Volvo driver by therandommoron September 24, 2011
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son of a Volvo driver • "The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX • points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver • couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass • I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull • A shit drive • A Skylit Drive • Share a flash drive • Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club • Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge
points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver
points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver by Fleabag May 12, 2006
A Taxi Drivers Minute
A measurement of time, usually between 10 minutes and 1 hour, but can on occasion be longer, especially during time critical tasks such as getting to work, going to the airport, or the missus is giving birth to your first born.
A Taxi Drivers Minute
Hello? This is Mr Smith, I booked a taxi for 10am going to the airport, its 10.30 now, my flight is due at 1pm and its an hour drive away!
Sorry about that mate, I'll be there in a minute.
Hello? This is Mr Smith, I booked a taxi for 10am going to the airport, its 10.30 now, my flight is due at 1pm and its an hour drive away!
Sorry about that mate, I'll be there in a minute.
A Taxi Drivers Minute by spriteman September 10, 2026
couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass
Referring to someones inability to do something.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass by vkwagz June 14, 2017
I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull
A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.
Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull by WatterBottles February 10, 2022
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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