a barlow

someone who seems really funny but once you get to know them you realize that they are, in fact, not funny (and racist).

Hey, I used to think that kid was funny but then i realized he was a Barlow...nut sack!!!!

by ryan fagum December 27, 2007

A Barrowman

Happens when a striaght person has a crush on a homosexual man.

Originated when, gay actor, John Barrowman played the incredable sexy Jack Harkness on the remade Doctor Who series.

A: Oh my god, he is so sexy!
B: He's gay, you know...
A: Fine, I'll have a Barrowman

by Crikey3632 November 17, 2010

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

by Olivia123 November 11, 2007