a newb 

Someone with very little cognitive skills, and/or a dismembered penis. A very bad gamer. Unlike a noob, a newb is someone who actually want's to get better. But they probably never will.

Newb : Let's play on my switch.
Noob : Nah, man. Fuck nintendo. You're such a newb.

a newb by Neytari June 1, 2018

simply a newbie

a simple newbie.

I am simply a newbie.

simply a newbie by Megan March 3, 2004

Tighter Than A Newborn 

A reference to something that is of ultra-high quality. Tightest of tight.

Saw this killer speed metal band with a drummer like a fucking machine, was beyond badass, it was Tighter Than A Newborn.

Tighter Than A Newborn by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina 

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

anewbis 

traced to the egyptian god called anubis , this words resembles an insult used by egyptians more than 2000 years ago. this word today pertains to newb, and is used short for spelling out "a (space) newbis"

omfg how do u shoot??
what anewbis

anewbis by joea$h May 13, 2005

anewbis 

traced to the egyptian god called anubis , this words resembles an insult used by egyptians more than 2000 years ago. this word today pertains to newb, and is used short for a newbis.

omfg how do u shoot
what anewbis

anewbis by joea$h May 13, 2005