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A Nathan 

A Nathan is a hypocritical Christian guy, who pretends to be holier than thou, super judgmental, and thinks he’s Gods gift to the green earth. He may even venture to assume he is perfect and has no flaws, but in reality is the scum of the earth, emotionally manipulates women, has no self awareness and is a scared anxious child.
I went on a date with a Nathan the other day, he literally told me, “now I know it’s hard not to, but I don’t want you to think I’m perfect or anything.”
A Nathan by bk251996 June 12, 2023

A Nathan 

Someone who continues to offer terrible trades in a fantasy league
I just received another trade in my fantasy league and guess what! Its a nathan
A Nathan by Cooker40 January 12, 2025

a Nathan Collins 

A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.
"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."

"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."
a Nathan Collins by enoemosdeparja October 30, 2021

Pulling a Nathan 

Pulling a Nathan by Keeganator_1354 December 12, 2016

Pulling a Nathan 

When you alt+f4 in the middle of a game that you refuse to learn in order to get better at.
"Why do you keep pulling a Nathan, that's fucking gay"
Pulling a Nathan by Fuh que May 16, 2019

Being a Nathan Pray 

Being a fat sack of shit. Surprisingly hangs out with cool kids cause they take pity on him. Copies from famous youtubers. Copies other people's catchphrases. Waddles like a penguin. Gets mad when called Pepe. No friends whatsoever. And takes pics of hot girls and calls them his girlfriend