a bus

A large group of Asians that shows up to block your view of a landmark/significant event while taking pictures on their iPads giving the peace sign

Couldn't see Niagra Falls past a bus!

by J3ph3 August 15, 2016

Bitch I'm a Bus

So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.

Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."

by juanchopancho February 22, 2011

summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

by oracle March 7, 2005

Bitch, I'm a Bus.

The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.

Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.

Example 1

Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 2

Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 3

Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

by bluersx February 25, 2011

Ran a Bus

When a group of males line up and insert their penises into a female's ass one after another.

Stephen: Yo, I herd that Lindsay road a bus.
Ryan: I know, I ran it.
Stephen: Damn you ran a bus on that hoe!

by Porntoy January 27, 2009

Take a bus

Get lost (said to someone as if they cannot afford their own wheels, a cab, or limo.)

Eddie: Yo' sister has a dope set of hoochies.
Freddie: Take a bus, junior 'fore I bust a cap in yo' nasty ass !

or:

Eddie: I call shotgun!
Eddie: Take a bus, loser.

by 209 fo' evah July 7, 2010

I am a bus

basically means "I am a whore", because people enter and take rides on busses, similar to how people enter whores and take them on ride.

"(japanese immigrant)I am a bus."
"(citizen)What?"
"I am a bus!"
"You are sick."

by tbaggage January 7, 2012