Skip to main content

Kick a Bruce day 

October 24 is national kick a Bruce day
Kick anyone with the name of Bruce
Hey, tomorrow’s kick a Bruce day”
Kick a Bruce day by Bigboi667 October 19, 2019

Don't Be A Bruce 

A Bruce is defined by a male friend of yours that is giving up drinking with his guy friends to hang out with his friends because he feels "tired" or needs to "hang out with his girlfriend".. Or leaves a night of drinking early because of these reasons.
Out with a couple of friends one night, and one friend has to leave around 10 PM to go chill with his girlfriend on a boys night out! He would be labeled a BRUCE !

Don't Be A bruce !!
Don't Be A Bruce by Paulie G D. October 25, 2008

Don't Be A Bruce 

A Bruce, is a friend(s) that makes up excuses not to go have a boys night out.
You're out with your boys for a boys night out. One of your boys turns to you and says he has to leave. You turn to him and ask why. He then says he has to go chill with his girlfriend or just doesn't feel like having a late night out... If it's before 11 PM, he is being a BRUCE ! When he insists on leaving you simply say " Don't Be A Bruce "
Don't Be A Bruce by Paul Zorro October 30, 2008

Pulling a Bruce 

The act of vomiting on oneself after getting out of the shower and then immediately getting back in the shower, and possibly vomiting again.
I got so shitfaced last night, I was pulling a Bruce all morning.
Pulling a Bruce by DongSlaw June 2, 2017

Drop a Bruce 

To take a huge shit/dump
"After school im going to go home and drop a bruce" Chris Gabriel
Drop a Bruce by Josh Gooch November 14, 2007

Pulling a Bruce

Definition of "Pulling a Bruce"
"Pulling a Bruce" refers to the behavior of an irresponsible friend who, in a moment of emotional turmoil or inadequacy, uses a "friend" as an emotional surrogate to express and manipulate their feelings. The person in question (the "Brucer") often attempts to shame their friend for not recognizing their personal struggles—particularly related to failed relationships, such as a divorce prompted by infidelity. This term also suggests a broader pattern of lack of personal responsibility and emotional maturity, where the "Brucer" fails to address their own issues while projecting their emotional pain onto others. In more extreme cases, "Pulling a Bruce" can also be seen as a form of escapism, where the individual distracts themselves with voyeuristic behaviors or attempts to compensate for personal deficiencies by finding fault in others.
After spending the whole night guilt-tripping Jessica for not telepathically knowing about his divorce, then crying into a pint while watching planes like they owed him child support, Bruce was definitely pulling a Bruce.”
Pulling a Bruce by The Majestic November 4, 2025