Urban Dictionary: a "J"

No-J

someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.

That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.

by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010

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J-Will

to slide across the floor in a seal like fashion making a odd seal like noise.

"Dude you were so drunk last night you J-Willed in front of my mom"

by Wolfpack#1 January 10, 2013

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J’s

This is some baller slang standing for Jordan’s which references the shoe brand.

DONT SCUFF MY J’s!

by Yer boye November 14, 2017

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the j

it's a really funny meme where it shows spunk bop (spongebob) and he is standing and he starts like crying and running away really fast and dramatically and the gif has the caption "the j" i love it

dave: hey did you hear about the funny meme called "the j"
dave 2: yeah it's really funny

by tpot#4444 January 15, 2021