The act of befouling high-brow or pretentious works of art with a previously worn butt-plug while ‘Methods of Dance’ plays in the background on loop
“Mrs Blennerhasset, if you put The Unicorn in before we go to The Tate, you might be able to stealthily execute a Smelly Sylvian before lunch”
by Nayyyyyy! August 29, 2021
by Daddy Deihl October 30, 2017
When a guy tries to speak to women, but they constantly turn him down because his chat stinks.
It's almost as they're not interested because his breath smells bad! But it isn't, it's just the amount of shit he talks.
Basically the geezer chats shit!
It's almost as they're not interested because his breath smells bad! But it isn't, it's just the amount of shit he talks.
Basically the geezer chats shit!
Me: Look at Ricky trying to talk to that girl
Danny: Mate, he'll get nowhere, that boy has the smelliest chat ever!!
Me: I know, his smelly chat is worse than yours!!
Danny: Mate, he'll get nowhere, that boy has the smelliest chat ever!!
Me: I know, his smelly chat is worse than yours!!
by vikingfury January 16, 2012
ohh shit cunt u got a smelly arse
fuk u cunt, i will steal ur misses
Smelly arse: the fat cunt that doesnt shower
fuk u cunt, i will steal ur misses
Smelly arse: the fat cunt that doesnt shower
by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019
A large, extremely viscous mass of human fecal matter left floating in the toilet. Smelly Ehlerts usually defy several attempts at flushing and have to be manually broken up.
by The Master Passer March 19, 2005
by meowlnir June 30, 2016
Phoebe from Friends's most popular song, sung many times in the show. Usually backed by a guitar, and is very easy to learn to play.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 25, 2003